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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS