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[โ€“] [email protected] 215 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved

[โ€“] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Exactly. They fumbled hard. "It has to be your ____, there's no way it turned out that good naturally."