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[–] CEOofmyhouse56 9 points 1 day ago (57 children)

Can't decide on a horsie tomorrow? Let me and my trusty darts and blindfold help you. Theres 24 to choose from. You say go and I'll shoot for one. Giddy up.

[–] Bottom_racer 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

trusty darts and blindfold help you

Don't hang that board next to a gas line and don't ask me why I know.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit!!!

It's sitting on a chair near the front door. I swear the cushion only got stabbed once but the dog keeps getting close.

Can I interest you in a shot?

[–] Duenan 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You score 100 if you get the dog….

[–] CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's gonna cost more at the vet. πŸ˜”

[–] Duenan 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s only a risk if the dog deflates.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah he's a tough dog. He'll yelp but he still won't get out the way.

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