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trolley problem (hexbear.net)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Protect pigs, eat beans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But if the train runs over those tasty tasty beans... how do you eat them?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The train is a unique culinary tool. It's just an innovative way to make track-crushed refries. You eat them the the same way you'd eat any refried beans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth