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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Most surprising thing in this greentext is seeing Freia mentioned as luxury chocolate! 🇳🇴

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

If you've ever tried US chocolate it's straight up god tier by comparison. Also, kvikk lunsj and fruktnøtt FTW

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you’ve ever tried US chocolate it’s straight up god tier by comparison.

Fair point. Like a lot of their foodstuff, it's been fucked up into oblivion (and yes, I know you can find decent food, it's just not the default).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

As a kid i always wondered why the chocolate in the Christmas choco calendars tasted like vomit.

Then I grew up and learned of American dairy practices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As an American, I agree. The aftertaste of Hershey chocolate is the same as vomit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It really is though! I stopped buying them after I realized that (never noticed it as a kid/teenager, not sure if my senses are more keen or if they fucked up the formula. Maybe a bit of both honestly)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

To me it smells like someone took a nasty shit and wiped their ass with chocolate.

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