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Switching to OCaml bois (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Objects are fine.

OOP sucks.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This has bell curve meme vibes. I'm just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

It would say Prototype­Filter­Stub­Facade­Bridge­Decorator­Task­Request­Map­Event­Exporter­Info­Model­Request­Iterator

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying

"I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!"

But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

We all get disappointed when we don't inherit anything useful...just a garage full of confusion

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