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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (20 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

First Woman President
First Openly Gay President
First Asian/Pacific Islander President
First Albino President
First Teenage President
First Werewolf President
First Teenage Werewolf President
First Robot President
First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The gnostics wouldn't accept any president. I'm expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

This reminds me of one of those furries who always has to interject in any role playing situation that they're furries and their character is a furry despite nobody in the gaming session actually asking or encouraging that person.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The things you think that people care about are most often the things people care least about.

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