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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well you're asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that's your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin' man.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“I need a hammersman to fight a skeleton army”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just really, really blunt the swords edges.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won't work that way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

This is Swords comic

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They're Undead.

Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I need to unsharpen my blade"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

"Oh... So, scabbard on I guess."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would think a two-hander is massive enough to be a blunt weapon if turned sideways, striking with the flat of the sword. But, my opinion is really uninformed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd allow it, at my table.

Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.

But I'd also give you a slight disadvantage, as you're now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that'd be fair, and it's how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.

Unless it's a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Can’t gnaw on shattered bones