War in Ukraine

huh, this is the most strategic they've been so far.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Russian President Vladimir Putin has declared an existential war, framing Western revulsion at his brutalization of Ukraine as an insidious plot to "dismember" and subjugate Moscow.

In his deepening crusade against the "degenerate" West, the Russian strongman has banned the use of foreign words, ordered his officials to drop foreign-made cars, and barred them from using Western technology—including Apple devices.

The independent media organization revealed this month that Russian government agencies allocated more than 53 million rubles ($570,000) for foreign cars, one week after Putin's order that officials stop using them.

With the Wagner Group mutiny close in the rear-view mirror—and concerns over the supposedly lethargic reaction of Russian authorities to it—Putin's position atop the Kremlin kleptocracy is perhaps not as secure as it once was.

The order to stop using foreign cars and Apple goods "will be difficult to implement, because on the market you cannot find a lot of alternatives," Oleg Ignatov, the Crisis Group think tank's senior Russian analyst, told Newsweek.

Putin decried Prigozhin's "treason," but quickly agreed to give the Wagner financier and his fighters amnesty in exchange for their exile in Belarus under the watch of President Alexander Lukashenko.

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I'm sure everybody will be happy to drive Ladas and use Soviet era rotary dial phones, all for the greater glory of mother Russia.

"I didn't skim army funds to drive a damn Ladda" - Unknown Russian General

His time is almost up.