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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago

Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 month ago (7 children)

How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?

Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I used to bury my pets until my family got mad

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago

You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's time to flush my 5-ton (11.000-pound) pet elephant down the toilet 😢

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Did you wait for them to die before ?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Uhh, my roommate fed his dead fish to my tarantula.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The ciiiirrrrrcle of lifffffeeeee

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Continuous ecosystem, why not

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I was surprised she actually ate it to be honest. I was expecting to have to dig it out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Maybe I'm alone on this, but my family used to put dead birds, squirrels,... found on our terrain in the trash... I really got furious and said that those were living beings and they deserve proper burial even if it's some random animal found in the backyard...

The only way to make them understand what It means was to say: "Don't worry, I will also put your dead body in a trash bin".

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's fine, put me in the trash. Reverence for dead bodies is weird. They aren't living, they will never be living again, they are empty husks of meat. The only reason to bury them or do anything else with them is to avoid the spreading of rot and disease. Putting them in the trash is just as acceptable as throwing out that 2 month old cooked beef you forgot about in the back of the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's your point of view. And I won't give you any counter-arguments... I'm not even religious by any mean, but showing some respect is the minimum due to every living being on earth.

Sure I put my own vision to other family members, but In most people believe system being thrown away like trash is not the way you want to be remembered of.

Putting them in the trash is just as acceptable as throwing out that 2 month old cooked beef

I do not eat any meat but I won't push that specific regime to anyone, because that's not how it works. However, I'm not sure this comparison is right... You wouldn't eat your cat/dog, pet bird, bunny?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat your cat/dog, pet bird, bunny?

I have had pet bunny soup, unfortunately. We were moving and we couldn't give him away so my grandpa took him out back and my grandma fired up the stove... It wasn't a nice experience for us kids but it was culturally acceptable here.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't since you tend to keep your pets around until they're too ill to keep on living decently and I wouldn't eat sick meat.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Do you want Gul Dukat to hide the existence of the half-Bajoran love child he intends to murder out of personal ambition?

Because that attitude is exactly how you get Gul Dukat trying to hide the existence of the half-Bajoran love child he intends to murder out of personal ambition.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The ground is clay here. You dig that hole.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know. I tried it with a salmon once, but I had to call the plumber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It might be a Simpsons did it thing. Then finding Nemo probably popularized it further with the "all drains lead to the ocean" scene.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's older than the Simpsons for sure. Flushing your (mostly/presumed) dead pets down the toilet was how the urban legends of alligators in the NYC sewers came about...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's all pipes Jerry!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it's an apartment thing?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just _____ it, like you would any other dead pet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

We, a developer team, had a fish at work. Being developers it was a Beta fish. And, of course, we named it Masta.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.

Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says "maintenance, any one in here?" And before I can respond the guy next to me let's out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says "take your time".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I was in the next stall I would have started singing Hallelujah

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn’t screenshot it lol, it’s literally like that from the the place I stole it from

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You STOLE it??? Just downloaded it right onto your device???

You wouldn't download a car.....

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Given the opportunity, yes I would

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

And the owner gets to keep the original? Hell yeah, I'll take two.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I would download 10 cars and give 1 to each of my closest friends. Same with houses if I could download those.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My partner asked if this was one of your stories lmao. I immediately came to look for you, because it totally sounds like something that would come from you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love how in your household I've become somewhat of a celebrity.

"HONEY! COME QUICK! NEW LMM STORY JUST DROPPED!!!"

Partner comes running in carrying an iPad She was on a job interview video conference, but told the guy "No, seriously, shush. This is more important, and also you'll thank me later for sharing."

Guy on the interview call is just like "This better be good....."

"Oh, it WILL be!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's kinda weird at first, but you'll get used to it.

I had people that followed me on reddit that now "follow" me on lemmy. It's obviously not possible to follow users here, but they'll go to my profile and scroll, which is close enough.

Lemmy is still small enough that anyone can fairly reliably start noticing other users over time and look forward to interactions, or their posts/comments, even without going through the extra step of looking them up.

It's both cool and disconcerting lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I don't follow him lol, we have a lot of the same interests and I see him in threads all the time. As soon as my partner said it sounded like LMM I knew he'd be in the comments

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Whoa whoa its not stealing mate, it's content aggregation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

So like okay, so OK, so OK, like so, OK, so Okay, like Ok, so????

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Was it a skibidi toilet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I’ve heard there was a secret chord

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who does number 2 work for?

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