this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The person who decided of this should be fired. Same for 77+33

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why?

77 + 3 = 80
80 + 30 = 110
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

77+33 must be 100.

Proof: 7+3 = 10, so 77+33 = 100

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

either that or 1010

110 is nonsense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wrong it's 100

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Weird how one answer gets more upvotes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Lmao I lost my shit at this

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

99 ÷ 2 = 92 though, right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Found the OSRS player.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Let's double check

225 x 2

Solve for x

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Answer: X = Formerly Twitter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So it's value is essentially zero?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

So… 22502 is the solution!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Let's put 2 on the other side.

225 x 2

Now 2 wears 225 as a hat. Which means x is kinda funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lefthand side is empty, "empty" is not a number, hence x is NaN as well.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

But is 250 + 25

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I don’t understand why it’s upsetting:

500 ÷ 2 = 250
50 ÷ 2 = 25
250 + 25 = 275
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it's because people want patterns to exist even where they don't. But this one is extra sensitive. The declaration becomes even less interesting in non-base-ten systems. I'm not even sure why 225 would be intuitive to anybody. I guess that's what makes it a shit post.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean the top level post is just incorrect, this is a shitpost making fun of people who aren’t capable of basic calculus. I don’t wanna be like the c/whoosh gal but obviously 550/2 = 225 it’s almost ridiculous that this whole post became so big because of people thinking they know better

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

I see you doing incorrect math I have to downvote

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don’t know where you got your doctor from mister but it certainly isn’t in mathematics. The post is making fun of people like you defying the laws of basic calculus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't staunch your heavy heart. It's okay to feel things, it won't make you week. Cry if you want to it will be okay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I finally have a reason to use my weeks of accumulated sick leave.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Sniff sniff, yup this one has nuts in it.