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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Only sensible answer for such bullshit question

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's a gamma blast, shielding your eyes would do nothing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

DUCK AND COVER!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"I'm excellent, but if you don't get behind me and take cover I'm concerned you won't make it through this interview"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well if I have won the lottery by then. Far away from here.