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Haha, useless plastic waste that only accelerates our demise.
Useless and toxic! Put 'em in your ice cubes!
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And this is what Americans hide in their galette des rois lmao
Bit dramatic
Like most of the fuckwits on here. How dare someone have fun, rabble rabble, politics Post, rabble. This place is getting as bad as reddit with these useless cunts.
The other side of the coin is people like you going "how dare someone have criticism, rabble rabble, if you don't like everything all the time you're a cunt!"
Criticism is okay.
Redditors already had a general smugness because they weren't like other social media sites. Now they are not like other smug social media site alternatives.
If you don't see stuff you disagree with now and then you're living in an echo chamber, and holy shit some people are really are getting high on their own supply here.
shit she's like something out of a 19th Century short story.. i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he's alone with her.. and the babies..
When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.
c/greendawn is for you!
I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.
I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.
This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂
Googly eyes are also great fun if you want revenge.
Nothing like pulling out a can of beans from the pantry and having it just goofy eyeballing you.
Thanks, you've reminded me that I've been meaning to buy some pink flamingo lawn ornaments for my mid-century house.
Jennifer's kinda sardistic lol
Is that when you abuse fish?
Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.
Do you like fish dicks?
What about consent?
Is this a thing people do? This is like the 3rd time I've heard about this today
They're probably partly inspired by this guy.
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These are for Mardi Gras king cakes, in case you're wondering the actual use.
Yes.