this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
295 points (98.4% liked)

shitposting

1605 readers
691 users here now

Rules •1. No Doxxing •2. No TikTok reposts •3. No Harassing •4. Post Gore at your own discretion, Depends if its funny or just gore to be an edgelord.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re basically surrounded by Koala assassins pinning their killings on humans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You bring up an excellent point. The most terrifying answer to the original question "what crime scene has both?" is:

All of them. Every one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

rumble rumble rumble off in the distance
bottle based drum fill
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably happened in the Coca Koala factory.

[–] zurohki 3 points 1 year ago

I see [email protected] is leaking again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just a normal day in Australia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wellllll lots of them have Chlamydia right? So I'm guessing sex crimes :p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Love to read a fun fact that if you thought about it any more than not at all would tell you that no evidence can be derived from fingerprints

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The Killer Koala Association (formerly known as Drop Bear Ltd) doesn't like your questions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

koala burglar that makes off with the Fort Knox of eucalyptus leaves and frames a hapless human

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I always knew that Kwicky bastard was up to no good.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This kind of crime scene

Suace: HxH