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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.

I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.

Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.

Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....