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Been saying it for hours folks.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s summertime you fucking moron. Nobody wears fucking black beaver fur during summer in south texas.

Also, thats a shit looking stetson. Did he not take it to someone to have it shaped? Or is it misshaped because of his head. Id have to fet my calipers to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A tweet said it was on backwards.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Brace noise

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its Apartheid Clyde

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

NY border crisis? Where are the migrants coming from, Canada?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Border states are putting refugees on buses and sending them to more northern lib states to get rid of them and to rile up the chuds across the country.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What a dumpy fuckin schlub.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

This is the divorcest looking dad of all

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When your that rich you don't even have to self motivate either. Pay your personal trainer/personal chef to organize shit to make you be healthy and fit.

You literally have limitless money how are you more dumpy than me???

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

He really is a loser in every conceivable way, and the system rewards him for it lmao

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even in typical very white very basic American cowboy mythology, black hats mean bad guys. But they must look badass and le epic amirite. melon-musk

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hat designed to give the wearer heat-stroke when worn outside in the southwestern US. Maybe explains why he was rambling about the border crisis in New York City?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He absolutely drips neck beard energy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He makes David Filoni's hat look normal lmao

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Since no one else posted it yet, I will.

agony-yehaw

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Motherfucker doesn't even live in NY, wtf does he know?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elon is now larping as his shitbag brother, Gimbal or whatever his name is.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Bro looks like he discovered the function was cowboy themed at the very last moment lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking weak cowboy cosplay, it's not even hard to dress up like one. Button up shirt, jeans, bigass belt buckle, that's all you need. Wear boots and take up chewing tobacco if you feel like going all out. If you want to steal yeehaw valor you can put in the tiniest bit of effort to at least have a coherent outfit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As much as I detest almost anything American and especially it's "culture", I have a soft spot for like, cowboy stuff. Men wearing boots, riding horses and mumbling mashed words in an odd drawl? I'd kinda like to do that too!

But this... outfit... this is just a lowly farce. Get lost gramps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cowboy aesthetic is sus unless you are gay or POC

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

We need more green jacket ladies ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

kitty-cri-texas "my culture is not a costume."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He is wearing the hat backwards.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s been my experience that middle class suburbanites who adopt a cowboy aesthetic are some of the most politically and interpersonally noxious people out there. I can only imagine that scales as you climb the class ladder until you get to the richest person on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can only imagine that scales as you climb the class ladder until you get to the richest person on Earth.

At some point the rich expect the climbers to participate in certain activities that have mutually-assured reputation destruction to keep the good old boys club going.

maxwell epstein

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What, Canadians?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

before technical glitch on his own platform cuts him off

The border wall and the firewall have been breached! melon-musk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lucky for you he wasn't born in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Deng and my old coworker are the only people allowed to dress like cowboys deng-cowboy