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[–] [email protected] 139 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This is what I mention when I'm covertly pushing "radical" ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can't the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The machine must be fed.

The goal was never leisure. The goal was always profit. And so we feed the profit machine, and when we run out of resources, we'll start throwing in sacrifices.

Because the machine must be fed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

If chatGPT was marketed towards workers filing reports for idiot bosses that won’t know the difference it would have been made illegal within the month

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Stop pushing the idea of four day work weeks. Begin promoting the idea of three day weekends.

I bet you'll start getting different responses.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Fuck that. 4 day weekends.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should focus more on the orgies and figs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Going to take this into account... I may have been approaching this the wrong way

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Because the Greeks you hear about were the aristocracy. You don't hear how some estimates of the population breakdown were more than 80%-90% slaves.

Just like how you hear of the 300 Spartans, but not the several thousand Thebians, most of whom were slaves, who also defended the pass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The machines were to replace the slaves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You mean to become the slaves. Viva la Robo-lution!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

cough helots cough

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not to mention all the thespians

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (4 children)

To be fair 1/3 of women don't die in childbirth, 1/2 of children don't die before they are ten, we have weed and booze they could never have dreamed of, freaken chocolate and aspirin, and you are highly unlikely to become a sex slave. It was paradise for a very small fraction of the population and rape/slavery/castration for the rest.

Still I could go for an orgy and some figs if anyone is in the mood.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

But I'm still castrated and want to be a sex slave uwu

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The Ancient Greeks weren't actively trying to turn the strawberries in your fridge into a SaaS subscription.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I am from now on referring to local produce clubs as "Strawberries As A Service". Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

…and then ordering their slaves to bring them another flask of wine

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, weren't machines supposed to be our slaves?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

That's actually exactly why it took the Romans so long to technologically advance. "The slaves do the job well enough".

The idea of water powered mills and general aqueducts were mind-blowing to them and took a while to catch on. It seemed utterly unfathomable when everyone relied so much on slaves

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dionysius liked your comment

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When I went freelance, it was hard not having a boss at first, now I'm totally into it. It took around a year for me to get everything to where I felt good about it. I think a lot of people don't realize that the uncomfortable feeling of not having a boss usually doesn't last forever. The people who liked working from home probably get it. We are taught to have bosses from a very early age.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not having a more senior person to go to when you get stuck could be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I always have Mr. Stackoverflow as my senior person.

That is, until he slaps me in the face and tells me my questions are always repeated.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And still half of us can't even afford figs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

*probably way more than half

And there are five of us who can afford figs for everyone forever, but decided to use that money to lure underaged teens for orgy outside in some secluded islands.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean the rich people are eating figs, on their yachts, on their way to their winter home, to go skiing with their family.

Yeah..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what about the orgies?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Just like any other party, host it yourself

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

welcome to crapitalism

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I mean, precisely because of that people indeed now do have fig orgies outside. Just don't count workers as people.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We invented the idea of currency and that ruined everything. Until we invent a replicator we are stuck working.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (11 children)

To be fair it’s like 30 degrees outside so the orgy might need to be postponed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's what bath houses are for!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It's just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON GRIM AND TOLL.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Maybe we just found out that figs are kinda mid.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

They also had slaves to do the manual work 😬

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Okay I like my work, can I just do that instead of orgies?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (7 children)

What work do you do that's better than orgies?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It’s nothing special I am just a nerd

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