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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Will kill for chicken nuggets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

We're yiffing in hell tonight!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

"You've got red on you"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

"Don't Shoot"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Born to yiff.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

"I Eat Ass"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Microwave my hard drives

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

->

Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

"Don't shoot"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“haha my gat go blat blat”

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I SURRENDER!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Rooty tooty snooty pooty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My favorite waifu.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I'm autistic" so they kick me out and I don't have to go to war

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Nah, you just get a logistics corps assignment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

"Why are we here?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Et in Arcadia ego.

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