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Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Building without a permit

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Dispensing Freedom.

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Tax Fraud.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Supporting democracy!

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Unlicensed space travel

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Stealing villager's beds.

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Genocide

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Being too homosexual.

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