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They are correct though. There is no evidence that chimps walked out of Africa. For two reasons:

  1. They can't walk for that length of time because we're the ones who walk everywhere, they hang out in trees.

  2. No one ever said they did.

I'm wondering if this person has ever even seen a chimp, to be honest.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We've got sunflowers all over with similar DNA doesn't mean they somehow blew over. Cranberries of Europe And USA have similar DNA but that doesn't mean they blew over here.

Someone should explain how birds work to this guy.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Are you suggesting a swallow picked up a coconut and carried it here all the way from the tropics?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

African swallow or European swallow?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone know the air velocity of an African swallow?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

This is legit the answer though. All those little islands have palm trees because coconuts floated over the sea and sprouted on the beach

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Used to work. They were all replaced with government spy drones.