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Dune rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I have no skin in this game, but it's a hilarious take

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Space jizz

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The jizz must flow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Out of my worm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Where can I find jizz music?