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Keep calm, and force push (pawb.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had this conversation:

We need to increase our velocity! Has the customer told us yet what they would like us to build?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately I can't have that chat ever. I'm the one (in most of my career, not now) responsible for telling my folks what the customer wants, and not in a sales way.