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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Today, I started it like any other day... A good big boob gangbang video. Then to the serious stuff, the stuff AI is really here for!.... Hello Mr Chat GPT! Could you please write me a python program to predict the next lotto ticket numbers and winning locations?

Oh and I do like that new EV. I see you would like me to purchase it since every page has it. But how could I tell AI that in the state of Washington we cannot have e-bikes?! Some idiot put a regulation that limits the power to 750w and the speed to 20mph. That makes going to the nearest store almost practical if I want to spend my day riding.

AI could you please cause accidents that create the right environment for new politicians to increase that power limit to 3kw or something more practical? ....eh okay Mr Chat, my cat just died on the window, could you please re-write the script so that my cat doesn't die on the window and politicians decide to increase the power to 3kw?.... Ok Mr Chat, my cat now died in our microwave and the microwave is now 3kw. That's very close to what I need but could you please not kill my cat? .... Introducing the new KitchenAid 3kw horse discombobulation machine! Invented by the smartest persons in the entire planet! Bike? What bike?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't really see the problem with restricting e-bike power. You can still go faster than 20mph if you pedal. I think what you really want is a motorcycle. They make those in electric form too.