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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately. (infosec.pub)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Granted, but the server never washes their hands after handling money, before grabbing and dunking the lemon slice in your water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I have worked in a lot of restaurants and I have never seen anyone other than me washing lemons before cutting them for drinks