There Was An Attempt

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to be honest (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And paying $100 each seems high, but who am I to question the whims of the rich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.

edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.