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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water. (infosec.pub)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Granted, it's now a portal to the bottom of the Arctic Ocean. Once you open it, a stream of water will shoot out with a pressure of 300 Bar. Enough to cut steel.
And it will. not. stop.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And, as if to add insult to literal injury, it's salt water!

Hrm, is it not drinking water then? I do like the concept of that infinite supply being under ultra-extreme pressure.