A good selection, definitely livens things up. On a cost benefit analysis of the consequenses of a dull vs exciting day, I have decided to return the alien monster 👾. I will stick to the items that liven up my own day, without catestrophically impacting everyone else.

Could I perhaps grab another coffee though?

You are actually a genius

☢️ 🔎 Hm, can't find any prohibition on radioactive materials. May I suggest a warning label? Maybe "Warning, exposure to this comment may cause illness, infertility, death and random mutations"
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Oh no, there's a random mutation already! I took back my wish, I don't want an interesting day! I just hope we can keep it contained...

Legend!

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