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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wtf why would anyone (I know, I know, fake story, but hear me out) gift their USED in-ear headphones. I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten-foot pole, regardless if it was "cleaned".

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

An incidental exchange of earwax with your (romantic/sexual/life) partner is


how do I put this?


not particularly noteworthy for a lot of folks...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I'll eat ass, but using your headphones? That's where I draw the line.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially with ear licking being a thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Incidentally how I learned asmr really works.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

If you change out the rubber front part, then I would have no problem with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I would gladly accept used but good condition ear buds. If they're of good quality.