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"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d'Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm reading it like they colonize Africa directly

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"It's UNFAIR that all of these countries exist! All must bow before Tony's West African Company."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Tony's West African Minimum-Security Chocolate Manufactorium - formerly several countries.