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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tespoons? That's what tsp means?

Yeah what'd you think it meant, Eugene?

...ten square pounds?

Calzone explodes

Jazz music intensifies

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

WTF is a square pound!? You've ruined my day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

One pound times one pound, duh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When you go at it harder than a trash compactor and your partner literally changes shape.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A square pound is when a guidance counselor who thinks he's still cool goes in for a fist bump and says "pound it "