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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
and Brad Pitt, the quarterback
Seen it all before
(I want my money back)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna juice 'em
All night long

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reality is a sandwich I did not order!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Also says Parmesan wrong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The whole damn world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed, and who's having sex!