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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

"Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!" throws to the side "Yep, it's a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn't be able to lift that little ol' inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean." "Yes sir, it's all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson." "ehhehehehehehehe." Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Closest thing is Mother's Miak! (I think that was what he misread it as on the Halloween movie)

He reminded me of my Dad growing up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"You probably thought I couldn't find it cuz it's not in season!"

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