this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 145 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

As soon as I read "my wife" instead of "she", I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

knew it wasn't real when she didn't get arrested

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.

In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.