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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)

While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"

Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

*attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You're not wrong...

[–] Zagorath 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god's belly button.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What, haven't you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go