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As long as the store isn't a 24x7 operation, at some point they will want to close. If you're still there, they'll ask you what you want.
At that point, you panic and run home.
no, you stand there, too scared to do anything until they call the cops and then, when you're being interrogated 1 to 1, then you tell them