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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

System.out.println("Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!");

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

std::cout << "Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!" << std::endl;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes