Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Mindlessly petting a cat is like mindlessly washing a knife. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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This was my best showerthought I left on reddit. I didn't want to leave it into the oblivion.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Note: if your knife begins plotting the demise of you or any other person, the best course of action is to assume your rightful place as an avatar of destruction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Congrats! Your knife is now an SCP. Please find a class d personnel and have them interact with your knife. If it kills them, please elevate a mobile task force delta, such as MTF Delta-5 to properly contain your knife