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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch.

Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE!

Nurgle: That's just how some people are, you'll learn to live with it. (Unstated, "Because I'll give you no choice.")

Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”)

But people love their Papa Nurgle, because he cares*

*caring includes being inflicted with the most horrific diseases imaginable, and some unimaginable

Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.

I mean, Slaanesh does say here "There are many pleasures waiting for you to experience."

I feel like Khorne is the weakest one here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Interesting, I think it's the most accurate. He'd just follow up with "unless you let it win."