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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren't straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You didn't mention Facebook? That's super dystopian to me. What's a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It sounds like a cursed item in D&D or something.

The Book of Faces Wondrous Item, very rare

This enchanted tome magically records the likeness each humanoid slain in its vicinity, preserving a snapshot of their life and memories. The book can be read to glean superficial information about it's subjects. As an action, you can tear a page from the book to summon a ghostly spirit of its subject, which will be magically compelled to answer questions. The spirit knows nothing the owner did not know in life.

The Demon Lord Elgor Ithym is said to have a keen interest in this book...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Now do it for MySpace and Twitter!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

👌🏼Pure delight

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

What’s a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

Well, historically (and I mean in the 1990s) it was a collection of names and photographs of all the new students at your college, to help in meeting people and/or to see who's hot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Yes ofc, I just think the name Facebook is more dystopian than Meta.