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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What is this metric shit? I'm an American! I measure weight in American units like the hundredweight and the truss and the slug!

[–] zoe 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

u guys mesure pressure with elephant stomps per giraffe square feet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You say that like there's a problem. It's twenty three ox-marmots to the elephant-giraffe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what a hundredweight is, but I'm just guessing based on American experience that it's a unit of volume equal to 132 quarts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

1 hundredweight = (1 qt * 32) + 100.7, of course. It’s very intuitive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chevrolet camaros per gun.

[–] UnfortunateDoorHinge 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ar15s per school shooting.