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edit: Don't do this. Embrace modernity and don't pollute the soil.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The modern way of doing this would involve reversing the process of dinosaur bones turning into oil. So you just put into the oil-to-bone-inator and bury those bones back into the ground where they originally came from.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oil isn’t made from dinosaurs

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Sure, if you're buying the cheap stuff.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Oh really? So how come you can use oil to make plastic dinosaur toys?

Checkmate atheists

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's what Big Non-Dino-Oil wants you to think, so they can get all of the moneys from everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why is there a dinosaur on the gas station!?

/S

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn. You got me.