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I heard there will be a fediverse messenger. (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN LET'S ENGAGE IN NATURAL DIALOGUE I WILL START WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER

THAT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER NOW I HAVE USED HUMOUR TO LOWER YOUR SOCIAL DEFENSES PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR DNA WE ARE FRIENDS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.

TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.