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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they always respond with something like “I only bought it because I had money to waste”. Bullshit, you wanted the attention.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It's a real condition I swear)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk

I will answer wearing a moustache.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You're not a thermodynamics cop are ya?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Shit on me daddy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?