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Nebraska governor Jim Pillen, a Republican not noted as a women's rights supporter, yesterday issued an executive order "defining" males and females and the attributes thereof. The anti-transgender political grandstanding offers fusty explanations of the sexes–men are "bigger, stronger and faster" on average–in pursuit of Rowling-esque calls for sexual segregation (and even echoing her ostensibly feminist rationales) and not a lot else.

The order declares that, in matters of the state, the "biological differences between the sexes are enduring" and that the "sex" of a person will be defined by the gender designated at birth. In addition to specifically noting how boy, girl, man, and woman will be defined, the order also includes biological descriptions. …

"It is common sense that men do not belong in women's only spaces," Pillen said in the news release. "As Governor, it is my duty to protect our kids and women's athletics, which means providing single-sex spaces for women's sports, bathrooms, and changing rooms."

The reaction, at least from Democrats, is to point out that if it were enforced, the likely outcome would be Nebraska losing federal funding for womens' shelters.

"Today Governor Pillen, famous women's rights supporter, signed this offensive and ridiculous proclamation establishing a "Women's Bill of Rights." He should try saying this stuff to my face then we would see who's got what biological advantage," wrote State Senator Megan Hunt on Twitter.


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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The nazis are back, Russia's trying its best to cause WW3, our rights are dropping like flies, oligarchs have become cartoonishly overt in fucking the rest of us cuz they know we'll just bend over and take it, and we're literally cooking our planet with cow farts and dinosaur juice to the point that its ability to support life is rapidly approaching a hard stop.

............and the thing we're putting our energy into is the dangly bits in our pants.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The nazis are back

They never left, they were bidding their time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, this isn't the comedy version where they hid in a secret base on the moon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

While I know what you meant I am just imagining Nazis sitting at a table playing poker with seconds XD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All this is just smoke and mirrors. These governors don't give a shit about any of this. However, their rabblerousing bases do, so they pull this shit because they know it'll keep the press and protestors busy enough so they don't look at the real issues. It's easy to rob a man or woman blind if they are busy protesting some nonsense stupidity you out up there to distract them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

An enlightened one.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Just as God intended