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[–] [email protected] 225 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They are still going on about the vaccine??

[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The CDC just recommended a new round of boosters for everyone the other day. And as expected, conservative media is melting down about it again. But even beyond that, they’ve been getting back into “COVID temper tantrum” mode for about a week or so now that we're moving into the fall.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I came for the discussion, I stayed for the username.

Trash the planet.

[skates away]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you might like mine, lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes! Just need Acid Burn and the whole gang will be here. Crash&Burn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also cereal killer, Nikon, and master of diaster

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, thanks for the heads up that the Omicron vaccine is available now! Will schedule it and a flu shot this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well at least I can commend Faux News for their consistency.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I miss the days when antivaxxers were just a source of amusement, like flat earthers. Now they seem to be everywhere and it's just sad.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was never amusing. Earlier it was "only" kids dying of the measles because their dumbass parents were antivaxxers. With COVID-19, it started affecting adults so that's why they get more attention. The public seems to be better able to tolerate children dying of preventable shit than adults.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It was way less children than Covid has killed.

And it wasn't like nobody cared, those parents had to go out of their way to not vaccinate their children.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Do want another level of insanity? Here in Germany, we got the news today that WEATHER TV persons get harrased by people that think there is no climate change and its just propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There was a meteorologist in the US, in Nebraska iirc, that resigned a couple of months ago after receiving death threats for daring to mention climate change during his weather report. They're fucking unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In France, on one of the main channels (the public TV, something like 5 or 6 channels, one of which is 24h news), the weather is now called "climate news" and addresses frontally climate stuff, with a link where you can send questions that they answer on air (whether what they answer are real questions or not is left as an exercise to the reader).

Of course that ruffled some feathers with the lunatic fringe, but they stuck with it, which is nice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Polarized. Two nearly identical people can easily be convinced to hate each other over all sorts of silly nonsense because of what media they choose to consume.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, if you're so unhinged that you're making death threats simply because someone referenced objective and observable scientific facts that your warped fairy tale reality doesn't let you accept, there's no "once you cut through all your regressive, batshit beliefs, we're really the same". There's no reasoning with them because the delusion (e.g. "owning the libs") is their whole identity.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the example of someone dehumanizing other people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How's the view from your high horse?

I've learned that trying to take the high road with people that revel in bigotry and corruption is a fruitless endeavor. I'm done being naive and giving them the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps that's because I live in the real world and actually deal with these people, rather than the pontificating about the intellectual concept of these people.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are interesting. Go ahead and doubledown on hatred. Thanks. Have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking of interesting, you should read up on the paradox of tolerance. It's very enlightening stuff! Thanks for sharing your perspective!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You should learn empathy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Some weather people have shown a spherical Earth instead of a disc! Heathens!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh that’s been going on everywhere for a while.

For most people, the TV weatherman is legit the only scientist they know. Of course they’re gonna take it out on them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's just any day ending with the letter y in parts of America, must notably in Florida.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh please please do you have a link or a name that i can google?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

checks Russel Brands YouTube

Yeah....yeah they are

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Russel Brand turning into a conservative hack was not on my apocalypse bingo card.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to really like Russell Brand. Not to say I don't like him. I've never met him but from all accounts he seems to be a decent and caring person. But his recent weird ramblings are just... odd.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Still trying to find relevance. It's a hard gig.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought that was Russell Howard for a second and kinda chocked. I could believe it, too, nothing is sacred anymore! Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, because people not working cuts into their dividends.