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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never put a locked door in the way of the fire brigade by the way, they will get in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did someone email us about a fire?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

hope this gets to you soon! best wishes, Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The door doesn't lock anymore, so we've got that covered.