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Voice comments (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have literally given up friendships from people that wouldn't stop sending me voice messages.

I accept it from family, kids, the elderly and such. I just can't believe people want me to turn off my music and slowly listen to your shitty voice when I can easily multitask.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

At least most apps added playback speed selector.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just never set up my voicemail. Then people who actually have a chance of successfully contacting me know not to even try the phone.