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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy crap I read that in his voice