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Sharks are smooth. (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just don't even know how they think this joke is suppose to work while explaining sharks skin is rough to the touch.

"Smooth looking lions that feel rough when you touch them are eating me."

Like, wtf man, why not explain that you cant talk while under water while getting eaten by sharks.