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Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians (www.theonion.com)

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WASHINGTON—Upon returning from his brief diplomatic trip to the Middle East, President Joe Biden urged the nation Thursday not to let dangerous online rhetoric humanize Palestinians.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I fucking ate the onion this time. Unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I was really close

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Well, your comment sure saved me